singles by choice
(albums when it's necessary)

I like to write, and here I write (ostensibly) about records I buy. Not all the records I buy, generally just the singles, and generally generally just the 7" singles.

I like (mostly noisy) pop music, weird-and-wanky experimental stuff, and making obscure references which I could, but don't, clarify with hyperlinks.

I don't much like the modern Internet, and this site tries to be like the hand-built homepages of the late '90s, but without the Simpsons gifs or the guestbook. There are no pictures. There is no right to reply. There is a little bit of Javascript, but it won't hurt you, and everything will work fine if you block it.

Everything gets an integer score from zero to five inclusive. These are meaningless, and subject to my whims and mood. No music is objectively better than any other.

I don't expect anyone to read anything I write.